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What did the bat say to his Valentine?
What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
You will always find me in the past. I can be created in the present, but the future can never taint me. What am I?
If seven people meet each other and each shake hands only once with each of the others, how many handshakes happened?
What do ghosts use to clean their hair?
Add the number to the number itself and then multiply by 4. Again divide the number by 8 and you will get the same number once more. Which is that number?
You’re in a room and there is a ghost in the room, but you’re the only one in the room. How is this possible?
When the son of the water returns to the parent, it dies. What is it?
I have a barrel of wine and your job is to measure out one gallon from it. I can give you a five-gallon container and a three-gallon container? How can you help me?
If you are carving the turkey with an electric cutter, what kind of batteries does it need when it runs out of power?
I have as many apples as the number of days in one week. How many apples do I have?
What does every birthday end with?
Why is a cemetery a great place to write a story?
If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become?
What is a bee’s favorite day of the year?
I have a hole in my back and legs I lack.
I live where I can’t breathe,
And I eat without teeth.
These are what Santa likes to eat. At every house he stops, he’s looking for this treat. What are these?
I have a mane but I’m not a lion and I wear my shoes to bed. What am I?
The captain of a ship is telling you an interesting story, and then poses a question. He says, “I have traveled the oceans far and wide. One time, two of my sailors were standing on opposite sides of the ship. One was looking west and the other one east. And at the same time, they could see each other clearly. Can you tell me how that was possible?”
A butcher was 5.6″, what does he weigh?
If two’s company, and three’s a crowd, what are four and five?
Using only addition, how can you add eight 8’s to get the number 1,000?
Where do Primal Groudon’s sit?
Noah most likely got milk from the cows on the ark. What did he get from the ducks?
Where do seals go to see movies?
What does Spiderman do for a living?
What word contains all of the twenty-six letters?
You walk into a room with a match, a karosene lamp, a candle, and a fireplace. Which do you light first?
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
What are the only two integers that result in two-digits when added and a single-digit when multiplied?
If a red house is made of red bricks, and a yellow house is made of yellow bricks, what is a greenhouse made of?
What falls down from great heights but is never injured?
A young woman is attending her mother’s funeral. While there, she meets a man she has never seen before and falls in love immediately. After the funeral, she tries to find him but cannot. Several days later she kills her sister. Why does she kill her sister?
A duck was given $9, a spider was given $36, and a bee was given $27.
Based on this information, how much money would be given to a cat?
At night they come without being fetched,
And by day they are lost without being stolen.
Senator Blank and Senator Line met at a club to discuss the overthrow of their party leader. They each ordered a vodka on the rocks. Senator Blank downed his and ordered another. He then drank his second in one gulp and decided to wait before he ordered a third. Meanwhile, Senator Line, who was sipping his drink, suddenly fell forward dead. Both men were setup for an assassination. Why did Senator Line die and Senator Blank live?
What always ends everything?
What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?
What will grow bigger the more you end up taking away from it?
What is full of holes but still holds water?
It belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do. What is it?
Who will never be hungry during Christmas?
White, dark, round, square, big or small, I am seen on Valentine’s Day, and loved by all. What am I?
What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backward through the snow together?
A man drank the punch at a party and left quite early. Others who drunk the punch died because of poisoning. Why didn’t the man die?
On which side of a church is the graveyard always situated?
What’s a vampire’s lady friend called?
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
It stands on one leg with its heart in its head. What is it?
What date do single people have on Valentine’s Day?
I live in oceans, rivers and seas. I float when I’m cold, when I’m hot I’m free.
When Ann was 6 years old, her brother Luca was half her age.
If Ann is 40 years old today, how old is Luca?
What can jump higher than a building?
A full bus was traveling over a bridge. No one gets off the bus, but when it gets to the other side there isn’t a single person left. How is this possible?
Tom weighs half as much as Peter and Jerry weigh 3 times the weight of Tom. Their total weight is 720 pounds. Can you figure out the individual weights of each man?
You won the game it’s your time for fame, go find your basket behind your dad’s jackets.
What a great treat when we eat in the heat.
What do farmers give on Valentine’s Day?
I came to Hogwarts and graduated 1988,
I came back at the time of Harry’s almost, yet terrible fate.
I came in first in a family of nine,
I handle money but it’s definitely not mine.
I’ve got a fang on a part of my body, long hair is my style,
A woman was once staring at me, which was caught by Harry’s eye.
I took a desk job and that’s where my love started,
I joined the Order of which cannot be parted.
I wear dragon hide on my feet, muggle clothes is what I’ve got,
My charm would outwit anyone, do you think they have not?
I respect my family with pride, unlike a dear brother that is so uncool,
One quality we share is that we were both Prefects at our dear old school.
What is it?
At the time of shipping, Tom can place 10 small boxes or eight large boxes into a carton. A total of 96 boxes were sent in one shipment.
The number of small boxes was less than the large boxes.
What is the total number of cartons he shipped?
What did the two volcanos say to each other on valentine’s day?
If an electric train is moving north at 55 mph and the winds blowing east at 70 mph, which way does the smoke blow?
On the very first day of college, a science professor was found murdered. The police had 4 suspects: The Physics professor, the football coach, the peon, and the principal. Police asked them about their whereabouts and, their replies were like this,
The Physics professor said, “He was correcting mid-year test papers.”; The football coach said, “He was on the ground playing the game.”; The peon said, “He was serving tea.”; The principal said, “He was in his office.” The police found out who was lying and caught him. How?
How do you fix a flat pumpkin?
Which word that begins with the letter I, and by adding the letter A, becomes another word that is pronounced the same?
What’s something you can never eat at Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you call a sick birthday cake?
How do you brush Gyarados’s teeth?
How did the ghost repair the rip in the sheet?
Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?
I am a word that counts, add a ‘G’ and I will disappear. What am I?
How can you tell which rabbit is the oldest?
The gold of the mountains of Fire.
No coin has ever been made of.
Mages are the golds buyer.
With coal and iron it takes the roof off.
Distances from you to certain cities are written below.
BERLIN 200 miles
PARIS 300 miles
ROME 400 milesAMSTERDAM 300 miles
CARDIFF ??? miles
How far should it be to Cardiff ?
Divide 110 into two parts so that one will be 150 percent of the other. What are the 2 numbers?
If you’re running in a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?
A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who gets to the banana first” the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
They are tiny beautiful beings, can be seen flying around, and are friends with Peter Pan. Who are they?
The sun bakes them,
The hand breaks them,
The foot treads on them,
And the mouth tastes them.
What are they?
Where do Haunter’s buy their milk and eggs?
I am once in a year, two times in a week but never in a day. What am I?
You have to take 2 from 5 and leave 4, how it can be done?
I’m a bird, a person, and a fruit. What am I?
I am a ship that can be made to ride the greatest waves. I am not built by tool, but built by hearts and minds. What am I?
Why didn’t the turkey want to eat on Christmas?
What can never be put in a saucepan?
In spring I am gay in handsome array; in summer more clothing I wear; when colder it grows, I fling off my clothes; and in winter quite naked appear.
What has no beginning, end, or middle?
What did the 99-year-old wish for on their birthday?
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine’s Day?
She is an expert on Peter Pan and has two children of her own. Who is she?
A box without hinges, key or lid, yet golden treasure inside is hid.
When is a bright idea like a clock?
What starts with a T, ends with a T, and has T in it?
I know a word of letters three. Add two and fewer there will be.
She is friends with Ron Weasley and is known for reading books and magical spells that she loves more than life; failure and insecurity are her biggest life fear. Who is she?
What is a ghost’s nose full of?
I wander around although I am dead
I like to eat the brains in your head.
What am I?
A man is twice as old as his little sister. He is also half as old as their dad. Over a period of 50 years, the age of the sister will become half of their dad’s age. What is the age of the man now?
There’s a man who can tell the exact score before every soccer match. How on earth does he do that?
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
You may see this hairy creature by the light of the moon.
You can start running but it will likely catch you soon.
You can hope for escape with the rising sun.
But you have a better chance with silver bullets and a gun.
What am I?
A house of yore, a house by the street, a house of gore, riddled with elm trees. What am I?
What can run, but never walks; has a mouth, but never talks; has a head, but never weeps; has a bed, but never sleeps?
Why did Frosty decide to cross the road?
I eat, I live. I breathe, I live. I drink, I die. What am I?
When asked how old she was, Suzie replied, “In two years I will be twice as old as I was five years ago.” How old is she?
Two young ladies were having diner together. They both ordered for ice tea. One of them was very hungry and drank hers very quickly. The other drank hers very slowly that she didn’t even finish it. Tragically, the girl who was nursing her drink and drinking slowly and didn’t even finish it died. The other stayed alive. But it turned out that all the drinks they had been served contained poison. How is it that the girl who drank more survived?
Nobody has ever walked this way. Which way is it?
Why was the chef embarrassed?
Four people need to cross a dark river at night.They have only one torch and the river is too risky to cross without the tourch. if all people cross simultanoesly then torch light wont be sufficient.Speed of each person of crossing the river is different.cross time for each person is 1 min, 2 mins, 7 mins and 10 mins. What is the shortest time needed for all four of them to cross the river ?
Which is heavier: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
You’ll find me in Mercury, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, and Uranus. But never Neptune, or Venus. What am I?
What side of the turkey has the most feathers?
What is a shark’s most favorite bible story?
What did the left eyebrow say to the right eyebrow?
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A donkey travels the exact same distance daily.
strangely 2 of his legs travels 40 kilometers and the remaining two travels 41 kilometers.
Obviously 2 donkey legs cannot be a 1km ahead of the other 2.
The donkey is perfectly normal. So how come this be true ?
Arnold Schwarzenegger’s is really long. Michael J. Fox’s is short. Daffy Duck’s isn’t human. Madonna doesn’t have one, and I want yours. What is it?
Harry was on the way to the museum. He met a man with 4 sisters holding 4 baskets. All the baskets contain 4 dogs, and each of these 4 dogs had 4 puppies. So in total, how many were going to the museum?
An infinite number of mathematicians are standing behind a bar. The first asks the barman for half a pint of beer, the second for a quarter pint, the third an eighth, and so on. How many pints of beer will the barman need to fulfill all mathematicians’ wishes?
What is red and smells like blue paint?
What kind of music is bad for balloons?
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Over my head
And under my feet,
The rope twirls around,
As I jump to the beat.
What am I doing?
You place a skirt around my bottom once I’ve been chopped. On the other end, a star or an angel is how I get topped. What am I?
A tested formula of love
Inevitable part of love stories
The romantic dim light and good food are its friends
It never goes out of trend.
What is it?
Why was Spiritomb such a messy eater?
It’s sometimes round and it’s sometimes tall
It reflects the fairest of them all
A girl has as many brothers as sisters, but each brother has only half as many brothers as sisters. How many brothers and sisters are there in the family?
Which is heavier, a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
What is something you can put in your pocket that keeps it empty?
I am home to one, enemy to another
I am silky smooth, but I am never desired.
What am I?
People buy me to eat, but never eat me. What am I?
A wealthy family lived in a big circular house. They had a maid, a butler, and a gardener. The parents were going to a party, so they tucked the younger kids into bed and kissed them goodnight and said goodbye, and kissed the older kids goodnight. When the parents came home, all the kids were gone—they had been kidnapped. The authorities ask the butler, maid, and gardener what they were doing at the time of the kidnapping. The butler says he was organizing the library, the maid says she was dusting the corners, and the gardener says he was watering the plants. Who’s lying and actually kidnapped the kids?
What question can you never answer yes to?
What has a bottom at the top?
What is at the end of a rainbow?
A murderer is condemned to death and he has the option to die in one of the following three rooms: a room full of raging fire, a room full of assassins with loaded guns, and a room full of lions who haven’t eaten in years. Which room should he choose?
You can slide down the mountain when you put me on, I can be made from plastic, steel and sometimes I am wooden. What am I?
When your food is done, I will beep loud and proud.
Find the smallest sentence with all the english alphabets.
What number do Nickel and Neon make when combined?
If it’s hungry, you should feed it some bread. After it pops, it’s time to bring the spread. What is it?
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentines Day?
Mirror, mirror on the wall, go and check behind the one that’s hanging in the hall.
What have I got in my pocket?
What exists but no-body can enter and is unreachable in life?
Lives in winter, dies in summer, and grows with its roots upward. What is it?
What do you call a father who was kidnapped in Iraq?
What do cakes and baseball teams have in common?
Why should you never get undressed in front of a Pokemon?
What do dogs, chocolate, and trees have in common?
Can you add eight 8’s together so they add up to an even one thousand ?
Seema was killed on a Sunday morning. Her roommates gave the following testimonials: Roma was getting the post from the postman, Priya was doing laundry, Megha was cooking, Shreya was planting in the garden. Who killed Seema and, how did the police know whom to arrest?
What do you get when you mix lemons with gun powder?
What can you keep after giving to someone?
I make up about three-fourths of all the universe and almost nothing is known about me. What am I?
Why did the green bean miss class?
Grandma and Grandpa had a total of six children. Each of those children grew up and had four children of their own. Those children grew up and had two children each. Everyone will join the Thanksgiving dinner at Grandma and Grandpa’s house. How many people will be at the table?
A brand new cellphone along with its phone cover costs $100.
The cost of the cellphone is $100 more than the price of the phone cover.
What is the price of the phone?
Voiceless it cries,
Mark automatically recognized a detective he’d heard about but didn’t know a physical description of and had never met in real life. How did he know who he was?
The total cost of a pair of shoes and a hoodie is $150. The hoodie cost $100 more than the pair of shoes.
How much does each item cost?
What answer can you never answer yes to?
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
What goes up but never comes down?
Where does today come before yesterday?
What are caribou calves given to wear?
There are 100 pairs of dogs in a zoo. Two pairs of babies are born for every dog. Unfortunately, 23 of the dogs have not survived. How many dogs would be left in total?
What do you throw out when you want to use it, but take in when you don’t want to use it?
There once were seven dwarfs who were all brothers. They were all born two years apart. The youngest dwarf is seven years old. How old is his oldest brother?
They belong to me; they belong to you;
They can make you feel happy or make you feel blue;
They never end until the day you do
Voiceless it cries,
Santa Claus will be doing his own laundry. What detergent will he use?
You look for Fresh Prints!
This shape starts with E and ends with L; it is the pathway of a heavenly planet. What is it?
Dracula loves to draw this, as well as, put it in the bank. What is it?
What do a Christmas tree and Santa’s beard have in common?
I am the hottest body in the solar system, and I keep everyone warm. Who am I?
How many months of the year have 28 days?
It starts out tall, but the longer it stands, the shorter it grows. What is it?
You cut me, slice me, dice me, and all the while, you cry. What am I?
On which side do chickens have the most feathers?
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
What has roots as nobody sees, is taller than trees, up, up, up it goes, and yet, never grows?
I am a paradox. Three pieces of one picture, a cataclysmic fire, a scorching flame. A tender whisper to wipe away tears. With a nail and a tree I dispel all fears. Except fears of myself. My blood was spilled but never runs dry. I was murdered by men but never will die.
I walked with my enemies to make them my friends, my road is a hard walk, but the joy never ends. The question is my name, but for the answer you must follow. Who am I
A wealthy man lives alone in a small cottage. Being partially handicapped, he had everything delivered to his cottage. The mailman was delivering a letter one Friday when he noticed that the front door was ajar. Through the opening, he could see the man’s body lying in a pool of dried blood. When a police officer arrived he surveyed the scene. On the porch were two bottles of warm milk, Tuesday’s newspaper, a catalog, flyers, and unopened mail. The police officer suspects it was foul play. Who does he suspect and why?
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
I have no top or bottom but I can hold Flesh, bones and blood all at the same time.
Why shouldn’t Christians watch TV?
Voiceless it cries, wingless flutters, toothless bites, mouthless mutters.
Fast on my feet, driving dogs mad. My tail flicks when I’m angry, I hum if I’m glad.
If a brother, his sister, and their dog weren’t under an umbrella, why didn’t they get wet?
What word in the English language does the following: The first two letters signify a male, the first three letters signify a female, the first four letters signify a great, while the entire word signifies a great woman. What is the word?